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Vegeta and Goku on Facebook 3At that moment Goku swore to himself, he would conquer this "Facebook", whatever it was, and show Vegeta who was the most powerful Saiyan, once and for all!!!!!
Then he got hungry.
Vegeta composed himself after his moment of evil, noticing that Kakarot had abandoned his rage and was now rummaging through the cupboards. He returned to Gohan's computer and smirked as he saw Kakarot's bustier photo had appeared on the page. His eyes flicked to the right of the screen, and his heart almost stopped.
"Kakarot!" he shrieked. He paused for a moment, then corrected himself. "Kakarot!" he yelled, in a deep voice.
Goku whirled around from the cupboard, crumbs now embedded in the lace of his bustier and all over his face. "What is it, Vegeta?"
"Look!" Vegeta said, turning Gohan's laptop so Goku could see the screen. "There is an event coming up it is called Kill the Z Fighters and Destroy the World!"
Vegeta clicked on the event. "102 in attendance!!??" He glanced over the list of atten
Vegeta and Goku on Facebook 2Goku gasped wildly for a moment, before realizing he had no idea what Facebook was.
Vegeta glared as Goku's face transitioned from fear to ignorance.
"Do you not see the problem, Kakarot!?" Vegeta shouted.
"What's a Facebook?" Goku asked blankly.
"You fool, what century do you live in?" Vegeta demanded. "Even Piccolo has one!"
Vegeta dragged Goku by the straps of his bustier over to the computer on the table, no doubt belonging to Gohan, before going to his profile page.
"Curses!" he shouted as he looked at his news feed. He saw that Piccolo had uploaded and tagged Vegeta in a photo of him in the pink shirt that Bulma so often forced him to wear. Piccolo had threatened he would do this if Vegeta poked him again.
"Curse the Nameks and their sneaky iPhone photography," Vegeta grumbled.
Goku giggled inanely as he looked at the ridiculous photo. Vegeta scowled at him.
"Perhaps you think this is funny, Kakarot? Well soon I shall have the last laugh. Take this!!!!" Vegeta whipped out his bla
Vegeta and Goku on Facebook"Kakarot!" Vegeta shouted, pounding on the door of Goku and Chi-chi's house.
Stupid Kakarot, Vegeta thought, doesn't he know Saiyans are supposed to be punctual?
"Vegeta!" Goku said happily as he answered the door.
"Is that a... bustier?" Vegeta asked suspiciously, surveying Goku's outfit.
Goku looked down at his lingerie. "Chi-chi said she got it just for me!" He poked at the empty padded cups that rested over his chest. "I don't think she got the right size though."
"You fool, those undergarments are for women!" Vegeta exclaimed before pushing his way into the house. "You're a Saiyan, not a Victoria's Secret model!"
"What's a Victoria's Secret?" Goku asked, confused.
"Hush, Kakarot. I don't have time for your stupid games." Vegeta said seriously. "We have a problem."
Goku's eyes widened. "What is it, Vegeta??"
Vegeta took a deep breath before beginning. "Majin Buu friended me on Facebook."
Life is but a DreamWe are just unnourished frail bodies,
overfed with white lies and short-lived-euphorias.
Books filled with black letters,
etching lurid images into our utmost dreams.
Veering us from the big picture...
the one we fail to paint ourselves.
Our fists much too busy with fights,
that we are bound to lose.
Too occupied in line waiting,
for creativity to be let loose like a stray dog.
As if we will find home in this pursuit of happiness...
but we only enclose each other in small rooms
with nothing but old laptops.
How many times I've guessed which letter could it be...
Which letter could it be?
To free us from havoc-stricken-thoughts?
They come and go, unending like 24 hour subway stations.
There's no break for this lonely man,
heaving every breathe of stale air
into my overused lungs...
Living in confined walls of flesh
held up with brittle paper-mache bones.
Which day is it that I will burst out from this cage of a life?
And hover with the Gods found in carefully binded bo
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